Open your eyes, I see, You're eyes are open.

Why is my cat the absolute cutest cat around? Everytime I see him I just want to give him hugs and kisses galore! Too bad he acts like I'm made of poison and always tries to get away from me.

You know, there just ain't nothing like the feeling of conducting an interview at jail, and being asked to go to the room that says "STRIP SEARCH" on it. Also, there ain't nothing like the prison guard telling you, "Yea, if I were you I'd rather sit in that chair too."

Life is good.