What have we learned?

"Leslie and Yesenia's Excellent Adventure" taught us a few lessons. Here they are:

1. When the cute guy at DV says, "Haven't seen you in a while." maybe go in for the kill?

2. When the cute guy at DV gives you two cookies in your gelato, maybe leave a tip?

3. Maybe just discuss the tip issue before going inside DV.

4. When you don't have the balls to ask for someone's name, first get tipsy over some margaritas (not frozen smoothie like drinks with alcohol in them, those are different) and then call DV and pretend you had AMAZING service. This will get the person on the phone to conveniently say the cute guy's name (and maybe you can myspace it later?).

5. Ask for chips and salsa before the waiter leaves the first time. He may not be back. Ever.

6. Try not to make the waiter want to kill you. For example, order drinks at the same time.

7. If The Weather Channel shows Austin in purple rain, stay inside and wait for the rain to stop. If it stops, maybe go to the car? Whatever you do, it's probably not best to wait until it starts to rain again to go to the car.

8. Check your email to confirm your post. Yea.

9. Repeat all of the above. ASAP.